The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 05, 2015
Transcript:
Sheila! Help me come up with a mascot costume! I don't have to. Come on! If I get to be the school mascot, you'll be the school mascot's girlfriend. I mean, you don't need a costume. The school already has three of them. But, those are all the dippy looking Chummy Cougar ones they use during games. No, they're not! Ones dressed in a cardigan. It's for story time at the library!
Why does he disparage the “ones they use during games”? Isn’t the whole POINT to be the mascot at games?