The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 13, 2016
Transcript:
If you could have one superpower- flight or invisibility- which one would you pick? Easy! Flight superpowers that make you blind are worthless. Who said anything about blind? If you are invisible, light would pass straight through your whole body. Including the retinas of your eyes! If light can't land on an opaque retina, there's no way for you to see. So... The invisible man... Is totally blind. No way for his eyes to work. Hmm. I need to consider all that. I'll get back to you. Wuh... We... We'd just hafta get a seeing-eye dog! Right? Garry- even if the dog got you into a girls sleepover party, is he gonna describe everyone?
She might as well shoot down flight, too. Humans don’t have the right physiology to be able to fly.
If it’s a super power, it don’t have to obey no stinkin’ laws of nature! :-)