The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 21, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Next item...the report from the Potential Mate Recruitment subcommittee....Wanda.... Wanda: Thank you. As you all know....our goal is to attract more eligible men to Elderpark to correct the discouraging male/female ratio here. We plan to distribute posters on area bulletin boards, telephone poles and in post offices. This was our most popular design... Person: Do they get an enlistment bonus?
Sorry girls. Its allways going to be like that. Men die younger than women.WE WANT TO!