The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Woman: Any other reports from the Potential Mate Recruitment Subcommittee? Okay...Mimi! Mimi: I've been doing some actuarial research....the male/female ratio is mch closer in some countries than in the U.S., but no one knows exactly why that is... Woman 2: I know! I know! If one were to examine the colons of Japanese and Swedish men... Woman: Well! Look what time it is! I move that we adjourn. Woman 3: Second1
I think this is a reference to the high meat & fat content of the average American male. I believe the longevity rate in Japan and China has been dropping since the introduction of American style fast food. I do know that my parents and grandparents ate a much healthier diet. They all depended on the home garden and ate smaller portions of meat per meal than my family does today. Part of this is because of the fact my wife did not grow up in the country with a much larger vegetable content to her diet. Another part is that I have not wanted to spend the time and energy required to tend to a home garden.