The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 12, 2015

Transcript:

Nurse Ludmilla: Letter arrive special delivery for General... The General: Special delivery? Curious. What did the delivery officer look like? Nurse Ludmilla: Exactly like man who always bring special deliveries... General: Most likely a decoy. Put the compound on full alert, Ludmilla. We may need to go to full lockdown. Nurse Ludmilla: Right after Ludmilla adjust General's pills. Professor: Maybe you should just open the letter, General. General: Once again, Professor, you've proven why you wouldn't survive two months in combat. Professor: That's not what they said when I won the Ivy League debate finals in my undergrad days!