The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 13, 2015
May 12, 2015
May 14, 2015
Transcript:
General: Well, throw me on a live grenade! I don't believe it! Professor: What is it, General? General: A letter from the boys in my old platoon! Professor: You are officially ordered to attend to 60th reunion of C Company, 2nd Battalion, 9th Infantry. A covered dish is appreciated. That seems exciting. General: You bet your draft-dodging tuckus! The Rabid Thunderdrucks were legendary! Professor: I did not dodge the draft .I have certain allergies. And I served in the USO... I did a delightful Henry Higgins! Nurse Ludmilla: Rabid Thunderducks? Henry Higgins?
A lotta folks are allergic to lead, Professor !