The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 28, 2021
May 27, 2021
May 29, 2021
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Evelyn...I've asked you here to discuss your illegal pet - the feral cat you're feeding. Evelyn: That's not my pet! Miss Overdunne: The Elderpark Residents' Agreement clearly states in Paragraph 6, Subhead A.... Evelyn: I've read it, Ms. Overdunne! It says "pets". Technically, a feral cat can't be a pet, as it lives in the wild! Miss Overdunne: My authority extends to all of the property! Evelyn: I'll take this to the Supreme Court! Ms. Overdunne: You may find the Court isn't so pro-cat anymore!
Only if the cat is a corporation or worth billions, or wants to use “religious freedom” to discriminate, then the court will be on its side.