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Evelyn: Wow! What a lovely Christmas tree! Boone: Yep! Ludmilla just brought it in! Evelyn: Gee... the ones I saw for sale looked really scrawny! Boone: Ludmilla! Where'd you get this geat tree? Nurse Ludmilla: You see nutting! You know nutting!
Wrong tool for the job. You want a hand saw – nice and quiet.
When I was in college we use to get our tree from the highway cloverleaf, sometime around 2 am. Much nicer than the scrawny ones we could afford to buy ;-)