The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 27, 2023
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Transcript:
The Professor: What's wrong, Dusty? Dusty: Ludmilla won't surrender any carrots for Esmerelda! Professor: Well, to be fair, they aren't hers to give... perhaps you should explore your own avenue to equine produce. Dusty: Ah don't have time to decifer yer snooty pontiferilizations! Ah need to find a way to feed mah horse! Professor: "Pontiferilizations"... yet another gem for my book of "Dustyisms."
Why does he believe that is the only thing a horse eats? Trying to kill her?