The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 28, 2023

Transcript:

Dusty: Well, Ah did it! The Professor: Ah... the four words of the apocalypse... Dusty: It wasn't easy, and Ah nearly gave mahself a heart attack... but Ah managed ta plant Esmerelda her own carrot patch! Professor: It's October! This really isn't the planting season... Dusty: There ya go again! Usin' yer smarts ta crush mah dreams! Professor: Yes... it is a shame I chose to go for that "Evil Doctorate."