The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 19, 2023
Transcript:
Jessica: I thought you'd be happy I finally found someone, Mother! Evelyn: Yes, but not this way... there should be courtship... an engagement... a date, at the very least! And what happened to Rick? You two seemed to be doing well... Jessica: We were... until our trip to Costa Rica. Evelyn: What happened? Jessica: Uh... I met Juan, and we got married! Have you been listening at all?
What lucky guy. Rick, I mean.