Because you haven’t been playing by the rules either. We’re both supposed to leave the lid down on the toilet seat. Get your part right and I’ll be glad to do the same.
We used to have that debate, but we now both leave the seat AND the lid down because flushing spreads all sorts of germs all over the place, and neither of us wanted that.
My wife is shorter than me and so if I go to drive the car after her, it can be a tight fit. One morning and accidentally hit my head as I was getting in and my wife turned to me and said “Sorry hon, I left the seat up.” I just looked at her for a few seconds and then she realized what she just said and we both laughed.
Both the seat and the cover should always be in the down position when not in use. #1. I looks better. #2. It slows evaporation and reduces the deposits at the water line. #3. It reduces odors. Barbarians leave the seat and the lid up. Genteel people leave them both down when not in use. Manners!
One of the most useful things my parents ever taught me was not to expect the seat to be down. I grew up totally not caring about it and I really can’t comprehend why any one would care, or why anyone would sit without looking.
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
That is one old recorder.
allen@home over 3 years ago
So i can listen to b!tch and raise hell.
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think she answered her own question.
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Because you haven’t been playing by the rules either. We’re both supposed to leave the lid down on the toilet seat. Get your part right and I’ll be glad to do the same.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
So I don’t have to lift it up the next time I have to use it, natch.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Because it spices up our relationship?
alikgator over 3 years ago
Because it hurts my back to bend over to lift it up nex time?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
It takes a flick of the finger and gravity does the rest! This applies to both sexes.
WilliamWilliam over 3 years ago
It’s the dog’s favorite water bowl. And I like my dog.
jimchronister2016 over 3 years ago
You dummy, You should look where your Putin your butt
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
Leave the seat down, and she will complain about it getting wet. There’s just no pleasing some people.
duckman26 over 3 years ago
Why doesn’t she leave it up?
The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Back in the days we didn’t have digital recorders… we recorded things on tape that was awkward, expensive, bulky… BUT WE LIKED IT THAT WAT!
The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 3 years ago
AND WE DIDNT HAVE SPELL CHECKERS WE COULD IGNORE.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Why is it so difficult for you to look before you plop down on it?
Oxnate over 3 years ago
An adult female should be able to put the toilet seat down herself.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
The sign from a front loader that said, “Adjust personal settings for comfort and safety before operating equipment” was mounted next to the toilet.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
If that doesn’t get him to change his ways, nothing will.
Mentor397 over 3 years ago
I don’t leave the seat down because I’m streaming.
cdward over 3 years ago
We used to have that debate, but we now both leave the seat AND the lid down because flushing spreads all sorts of germs all over the place, and neither of us wanted that.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trust me, you don’t want that…
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
My wife is shorter than me and so if I go to drive the car after her, it can be a tight fit. One morning and accidentally hit my head as I was getting in and my wife turned to me and said “Sorry hon, I left the seat up.” I just looked at her for a few seconds and then she realized what she just said and we both laughed.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Care to tell your audience why you sit down without looking, is it just plain stupidity?
sandflea over 3 years ago
If he put it down, she’d be bitchin cause the seat was wet.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Because obviously you need the exercise.
Wanye over 3 years ago
Both the seat and the cover should always be in the down position when not in use. #1. I looks better. #2. It slows evaporation and reduces the deposits at the water line. #3. It reduces odors. Barbarians leave the seat and the lid up. Genteel people leave them both down when not in use. Manners!
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
I will, if you answer the question, Why do you always leave the toilet seat down except for the lid?……
ekke over 3 years ago
Maybe he could ask why SHE doesn’t leave it UP!
Bobbo76 over 3 years ago
Be like Dad,Not like Sis,Lift the seat, When you p***
ValancyCarmody Premium Member over 3 years ago
One of the most useful things my parents ever taught me was not to expect the seat to be down. I grew up totally not caring about it and I really can’t comprehend why any one would care, or why anyone would sit without looking.