That’s better than the foreigners who speak broken English. I applaud them, because English is tough to learn, but it is even tougher trying to figure out what they’re saying.
They follow that up with “OK, locate the box that it came in. Got it? OK place the computer in the box and put it out on the curb. You’re too dumb to use a computer!”
Superfrog over 2 years ago
I knew it. Next will be take out all the plugs and then put them back in again.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
How old is that computer there are using?
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
Mine only has a beef-stroganoff punctuation knob. Let’s see what happens when I turn it.
Beef/stroganoff.
Beef;stroganoff.
Beef!stroganoff.
OK, it’s working now.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
next, try jiggling the inky pinky parlez vous…
bxclent Premium Member over 2 years ago
muffler bearings ….. oh wait that is car repair
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
I can relate! Every time I had to call for support, it was a guy in Bangladesh, a heavy accent, and sounded like they were in a tunnel.
Truth!
Someone hacked into my email account and took my name off and put his on it.
It took, LITTERALLY, 5 freaking hours for the “help” to find and fix!
He even asked if it was ok to take a lunch break….LOL!
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s better than the foreigners who speak broken English. I applaud them, because English is tough to learn, but it is even tougher trying to figure out what they’re saying.
joegeethree over 2 years ago
Unplug it and after 15 seconds, plug it back in. Works for me. Sometimes.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or, the cooling system sprang a leak. Pour about a quart of water in the slots in the back…
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Who knew tech support was staffed by sociopaths?
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Someone needs to help the purple lady with her “knobs.” :)
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Tech Support:
Help for the helpless
Hope for the hopeless
Clues for the clueless
Soap for the soapless.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
They follow that up with “OK, locate the box that it came in. Got it? OK place the computer in the box and put it out on the curb. You’re too dumb to use a computer!”
JoshHere over 2 years ago
The lady has bigger problems, her behind is in the front, The guy behind her is freaking out, OTOH the insensitive curly guy finds it funny
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
don’t forget your left-handed monkey wrench…
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Now while watching to see if the green light in the back is still on press ctrl/shift/6*pP89+Qa8, then wait for the text on your phone to confirm.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 2 years ago
Have you reset the left-handed frammistat’s flywheel gasket?
bucknsuzie over 2 years ago
I used to be that guy. So stressful. A ringing phone still scares me. Ms. Helpdesk
fstop8 over 2 years ago
we told customers that it sounds like your iffling pins are knocking on the mumbling shaft.