The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for April 14, 2021

“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met the man who had no socks.”

“I cried because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. So I stole his shoes. It wasn’t like he was going to use them.

A…Shoe!

I cried because I had not wife, then I met a Mormon…..

And I said “Friend… Can I have your shoes?”

I came here because they were arguing about punctuation on In the Bleachers.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. I stole his shoes; he didn’t need them.

I expect those signs to change in the very near future to ‘No shots, no service’.