The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 04, 2023
Transcript:
Clovis: Autumn! what are you doing in a meat dress? There are lions about!! Sacrificing myself!! But they ran right past me!! Am Iso unappealing that I cant even get eaten by lions while wearing a meat dress?!! Clovis: Heres your problem! This dress is 100% seitan!! What?! Damn lady sold me a knock off?!!
For those who never heard of seitan, usually made from wheat gluten has been used as a meat substitute in China since the 6th century, and is the main ingredient of veggie burgers.