New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 14, 2012

Your Majesty, have you never heard of lotteries?

that’s what i said, just before i bought a lotto ticket

When did they start using DOLLARS in ENGLAND???

And there’s got to be a lot of them. They keep making those stupid things.

I thought that was the lotto, or is that just a tax on the innumerate?

A way to tax stupid people? They already had that: It’s called “The Lottery.”

1. If it was a tax, it would be going to the government

2. You are getting more value for the higher price. Believe it or not, 3D works for most people. And many people like it.

Comic fail.

It’s not just 3D movies that up charge. Try going to IMAX or any of the large screen formats like ETX & RPX. More stupid taxes to see the same movie for more $$$$$$$$$

Back on the subject of finding ways to separate foolish people from their money: Bottled Water.

I recently bought a 3-D television. I can describe it in two words; AWE SOME!

Lotteries = dream tax.

True.

So true re bottled water. And thank God for Turner Classic Movies. Hope you get it in the U.K. — it’s priceless, as the saying goes.

I have always wondered it the Wizard of ID has to pay VAT tax?