Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 30, 1998

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why must the FDA be satisfied with tiny warning labels and fine print on the packaging and ads for regulated products? why not let the FDA actually dictate the brand names and advertising content for these products, using the companies' own marketing parlance to convey its warnings much more effectively... the pill is potent. you won't be. 'some men experience certain sexual side-effects' hair-loss pills for men © coming soon" for households that miraculously include pregnant women... 'pregnant women must not even touch broken or crushed tablets' hair-loss pills lab rat cancer soda diet cola anal leakage potato chips low fat now with x-tra underwear staining action! 40% looser stools