Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 04, 1998

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the starr report you read the bestselling novel! you saw the steamy video! clinton testimony too hot for tv! now judge starr and the congressional inquisitors legally compel president clinton to star on broadway in... clinton! the musical "a compelling and compelled performance" - J. Starr i just met a girl named lewinsky she's gonna wash this man right outta her hair... ... but not her dress bill clinton is bill clinton in clinton! how do you solve a problem like monica? give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle 'you'll laugh! you'll cry! the president will be further humiliated.' - n. gingrich coming soon: starr continues to file his reports to congress in even more crowd pleasing forms... a compact disc monica sings a sit-com must see TV! oh bill! again? ha ha ha ha happy meal action figures collect them all!