Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 08, 1998

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your glimpse into a real-life hollywood party! see what it's really like! so, i said, "brave choices? I'm all about brave choices!" ding dong! oh! excuse me, actor tom cruise! it's scott wolf, star of the hit series "party of five"! mariah, you look fabulous! don't tell me you brought cake! please! it's nothing. I bought it at the "hollywood bakery." oh, my god! they're the absolute best! hey, gang! come into the rec room! jim carrey's acting crazy! land ho! it's ridiculous but that's where the humor is. "who's the boss" temptress alyssa milano, how come you never call? i'd love to call you, steven baldwin of the famed baldwin brothers. so call me! oprah, your new movie is courageous! but wasn't that slavery thing done in "roots"? that was a celebrated tv miniseries, not a film. besides, look how many movies vietnam got! and slavery was worse! slavery was terrible! six or seven oscar-type movies at least. latin thespian antonio banderas! let's go out back and have a smoke. lemme grab my coat. "E.R."/s noah wyle and songtress lauryn hill?! close the door! there's a draft! Ha ha ha end.