Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 27, 1999

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The men's magazine for men like bob! how to juggle no girlfriends don't pay-per-view! our guide to watching scrambled porn there's meister brai... there's meister brau light... there's meister brau ice... where's the meister brau ice light? special pull-out petition stuff you need are those new twisty nutr-grain bars any good? the exciting new route of the 101 bus (as of this winter) map at p. 107 get beautiful girls to talk to you! if they're waitresses or salespeople, they have to! cool sports are rico brogan's ops numbers good enough for a first baseman? -analysis- downloadable buxom babes!