Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 14, 2001

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling So I married an Australopithecine! Woman: Honey, don't forget we're seeing Amy and Barrett for dinner. Charley: Augh! That's TONIGHT?! Woman: What's wrong with Amy and Barrett? Charley: Aw, that Barrett is such a homo sapien! Woman: Aren't you going to SHAVE? Charley: I never shave! Woman: Well, at least wear a BELT! For me! Barrett: ...so I said "It's not young-- it's an Italian wine." Amy: Barrett! You didn't! Woman: Well, he's right... Barrett: Hey, are you guys going to the jazz festiv-- Charley: I CAN'T STAND IT! Charley: I'll meet you at the bar -- I'm gonna watch the game! Amy: It must be IMPOSSIBLE to have an Australopithecine for a husband! Woman: If he'd just wear a BELT... Next: MORE pair-bonding pliocene-style