Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 28, 2001

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling If other industries worked the way health insurance works... Man: We've rejected your application to join our gym. Your profile indicates that you're the type of person who will actually USE it. Man: I'm sorry. We only allow people to go to the buffet if they can prove they're FULL. If you leave and eat a full meal, you can come back and fill out this form. Woman: We find people who book flights and then don't show up to be our most profitable customers. You seem likely to board your flight, so we have to charge you double. Thank you for purchasing a Skyrite parachute! To use it, insert a credit card in the side slot and call an assessor at 1-800-SKY-RITE to determine the amount of your co-payment.