Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 29, 2005

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Super-Fun-Pak Comix Dinkle, the Unlovable Loser A very Dinkle Halloween Kid: Mr. Dinkle, did you mean to put razor blades in these apples? ...because you used electric shavers. dinkle: *sigh* chaos butterfly's last flap brazil. hunter: gotcha! finally! I tracked down the butterfly whose barely perceptible flapping caused my bad luck! smash small children talking like philosophical adults boy: i feel compelled to push this truck around the room. ...yet it fills me with ennui... killjoy was here woman: my brother-in-law thinks he's a chicken. man: the bird flu virus is one mutation away from becoming a pandemic. biography-comix tom cruise before he became a white-hot formation of pure energy, tom cruise supported himself as a film actor! oh, that matthew modine! "maybe you did have a rough day, matthew modine, but it's my sofa!" a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and no joke ensues. priest: don't you find it rewarding to offer spiritual guidance to your congregation? rabbi: yes, i do. a businessman and his desk "you can say what you about me, but don't you dare insult my desk. now, you can talk it off the ledge."