Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 15, 2006

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in a terrorist safe house terr 1: i'm back! i wired $40,000 from the "islamic jihad" account at ubs to the "death to america, the great satan" account at wachovia! terr 2: good. terr 3: hey, look at this ad! let's open up an al-qaeda account at chase. we'll get a free ipod! terr 2: let me see that! son of a jackal! it's just a shuffle... terr 1: hold it! look at the front page! according to this article, the u.s. government is making every effort to monitor our banking transactions!! we'd never have guessed that without the new york times! terr 2: i thought when bush said he'd do that, he was using texas sarcasm! terr 3: thank allah for the times! terr 2: now that we know, we'll hide our banking activities! reminds me of when the times reported that the u.s. is trying to monitor our phonecalls and e-mails. terr 4: what?! uh... hold on, osama. terrorist77: gtg brb terrorists: you can now get the new york times delivered right to your safe house for 50% off the regular price. 1-800-555-nyts u.s. agents are standing by to secretly monitor your order.