Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 22, 2006

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breaking up with an australopithecine is hard to do Charley: ...so out of the blue, she dumps me! gf: he was a little rough around the edges, but i thought i could make it work. i was working on my hand-eye skills, and she gets all talky on me! charley: hey! can't see... gf: charley, we need to talk! every time i tried to talk to him, he got evasive, like scrambling down the fire escape. gf: i'd like you to meet my parents this weekend... then suddenly i have to change everything about myself! gf: will you stop chasing squirrels when i'm talking to you?! charley: it's my hobby! he did try, but it didn't work out too well. gf: um... i think you looked better with a beard! charley: that's because it's called fur! she didn't love me for the hominid i am! gf: i just have to face it -- he was never going to evolve!