Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 05, 2006

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the education of louis louis: there's jon and melanie! popular kids... do i say hi to them? i know jon a little. i don't think melanie knows me at all. i could look like a dweeb if i say hi. or a jerk if i don't. i'd better do... the louis maltby don't-see-ya stare turn your eyes away from object(s) of social awkwardness, feign great interest in focal point at middle distance. don't tense up. act natural. appear to be in very deep thought. put mouth in subtly strained, unbecoming position -- shows total lack of self-consciousness or inkling that someone might be looking at you. jon: hey, maltby! i saw you on ryland ave yesterday. louis: that's weird. i totally didn't see you, jon! what time was it? okay, see ya later! i wonder if he knows...