Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 12, 2006

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hollywood tales mel gibson in "tequila sunset" mel: another 7-up, tommy. tommy: how about an alcoholic drink, mel? mel: ah. i don't have a taste for it... tommy: try a vodka with pineapple juice! mel: ugh! i hate pineapple juice! well, i'd better be off... ow! tommy: what's wrong, mel? mel: a lantar wart on my foot! hurts to stand! tommy: tight shoes can cause those... mel: yeah... tommy: oh, if you're driving by the orphanage, could you drop off this open bottle of tequila? it's for their raffle... shortly... mel: is there a problem, officer? cop: have you been drinking, mr. gibson? mel: i hate the juice! oop: you hate who? stand over here! mel: i can't stand! the shoes are responsible for all the world's warts! and so... editor: you said that jews cause wars?! mel: it's a misunderstanding! oop: it's too late! you've gotta apolgize big time! mel: okay, okay! but, i'd never say that! but the jews did kill jesus, y'know. editor: mel!! the end