Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 07, 2009
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Adventures of God-Man The Omnipotent Superhero! Lifting planets without strain! Spanning galaxies in a moment! Controlling every atom in the universe! It's GOD-MAN! Continuing - "The Nefarious 'X'" Thus far, Betty Brown was kidnapped by "X", but escaped by cutting her handcuffed hand off with a Bic pen cap, fleeing out of the mountain cabin prison into the frozen wilderness! Chapter 15 - NIGHTFALL Betty: If only God-Man would come rescue me! But, as he says, he only helps those who help themselves! Betty: Just swooping in and saving someone isn't his style. Getting dark...I'd better gather wood for a fire! Betty: Well, I'd say I certainly helped myself -- maybe God-Man will come save me now! Betty: Or maybe that phrase means that he'll be an unseen force in helping me TO help myself! UNH...hard to get a spark with only one hand! Betty: My arm doesn't hurt quite so much anymore...that must be God-Man helping me! Golly, it's getting cold! Join us next week for another thrilling installment chronicling God-Man's bold adventures of heroism! Betty: Ah, another bit of luck -- it stopped snowing! The chapter of "The Nefarious 'X'" "Fangs of Death"!
True evil is only possible with a perpetrator named “Blackie” or “Pete”. ~Woody Allen