Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 03, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling True Tales of False Romance Melinda: I love you, John. Whatever the hell THAT means. John: I love you too, Melinda! I'll play along for the sex. John: Ha-ha! Wait up! This is marginally better than being alone. Melinda: Catch me if you can! All my FRIENDS are falling in love... Melinda: Oh, John! What does he expect of me? John: Melinda, darling! Am I doing this right? Melinda: IT'S over, John! You're too good for me! I want out. John: B-but, I always thought we'd get...MARRIED! How boring! Maybe this will shake things up. Melinda: Marriage? John, YES! Ah, why not? Time to settle. John: You've made me the happiest man on Earth! Maybe this will become bearable. End