Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 17, 2013

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Caveman Robot Caveman: There! Me make robot! BZZT Caveman: Now ROBOT can worship sun. ME have more time to kill! O, mighty sun god... Darthfield Darthfield: Why are you dressed like that? Jon: I'm Capt. Jon T. Kirk! Darthfield: That's a whole different franchise! Jon: But it's the same filmmaker now. Jon: I'm setting phasers on "fun"! Darthfield: I hate Stardate 1314.7S Superhero Fantasies For The Middle-Aged Man: Oh, no! I got sauce on my new shirt! Man: SO...ANGRY! RRRIP Wife: That stain would have come out. Man: HOW DOES SAYING THAT HELP?! Invisible Woman Woman: ...he is so not going to I once dated a soldier. Woman: If he wants to text me He was very handsome Woman: All the way back to Then he wrote a letter to my best friend... Phil Collins Woman #1: Rock superstar Phil Collins! Woman #2: Shriek Phil Collins: Wait! Who's that in the back? Phil Collins: The GHOST OF JAMES CAAN?! The Ghost of James Caan: Yes. The Ghost of James Caan: Please sign it "To Ghost Jimmy." James Caan: Hey! I'm not dead yet! Sign it "To Jimmy"! Sponsored Popular Around the Web 17 Sexy Sex Tips That Will Blow Your Mind SexNumbersClickBait.com You Won't BELIEVE What This Actor Said at a Publicity Event YoullTotallyBelieveIt.com Do these 9 things and you WILL get diabetes Number7Is"GetDiabetes".com SHOCKING VIDEO: Watch What Happens To This Car 30SecondCommercialThenDisappointment.com One Weird Trick That Can Boost Your Credit Score 270 Points PayYourBillsOnTime.com Burn Fat, Get Six-Pack Abs Without Exercising HelathyLiving.com/DomainNameSoundsLikeItsaReputableMagazineButCOMEONYOUKNOWBETTERTHANTHAT