Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 23, 2013
May 17, 2013
May 24, 2013
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling He'll go eighteenth century on your butt! JUDGE SCALIA This Week: "KIDS THESE DAYS" Judge Scalia was enjoying his day off, observing the execution of a teenager, when -- Judge Scalia: I love that new booster seat for the chair...! Judge: JUDGE SCALIA! The court is considering the constitutionality of the execution of minors! In no time... CRASH Judge Scalia: What's this I hear about killing kids? Judge: Scalia! We think it's "cruel and unusual punishment"! Judge Scalia: But here are the founding fathers -- they WROTE those words! Man: And we say a punk is a punk...in ANY millenium! Judge #1: Come on, Scalia! You know that only YOU can see them! Judge #2: And many people today oppose the execution of minor! Judge Scalia: Only if you count pinkos, subversives and foreigners! If you only count REAL Americans, EVERYONE favors it! Judge Ginsburg: You're too late, Scalia! We have a majority! Judge Scalia: NOOOOOOOO! Next Week: Judge Scalia gets his revenge, in the Ten Commandments case! Judge Scalia: I'll have "Thou Shalt Not Kill" engraved in every courthouse in the land!
!['Tom The Dancing Bug' Turns 20: Ruben Bolling's Award-Winning 2017 [Interview]](https://assets.gocomics.com/uploads/blogs/blog_image_large_4068_7479_Tom_The_Dancing_Bug_20th_Anniversary_201706271720.jpg)
Cheney did take Scalia hunting, back when the SCOTUS was ruling on whether Uncle Dick had to release his records on the secret energy consortium (he didn’t). Scalia’s son also worked for the firm that represented Cheney, yet the justice never saw fit to recuse himself for a conflict of interest.