Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 14, 2013

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling KNOWLEDGE IS POWER Man: Come on, kid. I know it's yer first day. I'll show ya the ropes. Man: Data mining is dirty, filthy work, but it puts bread on yer table. Man: The country don't know about the work we do, an' they don't wanna. Man #1: Chip away at these conversations between women about their grandchildren. Man #2: This whole vein is Google searches for porn. Man: And here are some texts about... GOOD GOD! THE CANARY DIED! Man: LEAK! Everybody OUT! TWEEEET! Man: OUT! OUT! A leak to the PRESS can foul the data mines an' KILL yer career! Man #1: It's gettin' more n' more dangerous down there! Man #2: So...what do we do about that LEAK? Man #1: It'll blow over by the next shift. And then it'll be back to the ol' data mines! Man #2: ...to catch the whistelblowers! The End