Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 05, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Rick Perry: Texas' Lonely Ranger Rick: Hi-yo, Horse, my ownership of which is unregulated! Rick: My state of Texas is a fiercely independent land, and we don't take kindly to guv'mint regulations! Why, we don't even have a fire code! BOOM Rick: Ah, another fertilizer plant explosion! The sweet music of the free market! WOMEN'S HEA Rick: Hold on! What's this? An abortion clinic! Why, they have almost spotless safety records! Rick: Well, we've got to protect Texas's little ladies! Comply with these new regulations, or I'm gonna shut yer abortion clinic down! Woman: ...and the regulation smokescreen to get only goal is to close so expensive to most clinics will no clinics in Texas. Rick: Well, you ladies sure can talk a blue streak, but I'll protect y'all anyway! WINK Next in The Lonely Ranger BACK-ALLEY ABORTIONS Woman: AAAUGH! Rick: "The louder they scream, the more we know that we are getting something done." - Rick Perry
“My liberty is paramount.Yours is insignificant.”