Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 05, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    “My liberty is paramount.Yours is insignificant.”

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    ART Thompson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If you’re a fan of Molly Ivans you should see Red Hot Patriot if it comes to a theater near you.

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    rini1946  over 11 years ago

    Just think if they spent all that money they spend on abortion clinics. on education birth control and the STD you can catch from unprotected sex would not need as many abortion clinics.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    The phase, where I grew up, was; "That cowboy’s all hat and no horse !’ In Perry’s case, he is the horse – or at least one anatomical portion of it !

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    wonderer  over 11 years ago

    rick perry is selling our roads to europeans. the toll is 16 cents a MILE, not GALLON! and jimjammer is all for this? kinda makes us texans look stoopid. er, i mean stewpid.

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    wonderer  over 11 years ago

    the reason tolls are so high is cause we dont have money for roads, but we CAN guarantee money for toll operators to make a profit. listen to “wheels” with ed wallace saturdays from 8am-1pm on 570 am KLIF. you can find lots of good stuff about what really goes on in this country. jimjammer not wihtstanding. other then that, we are stuwpid. than we can all go to the rangers game. (did eye get the use of then/than write, jimjammer?)

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    wonderer  over 11 years ago

    oppps, 570 klif iz inn dallas, texas. we can have peeple thinking bad thingz, than they mite think were dum

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    Tommy1733  over 11 years ago

    You are a fool.

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    lafayetteann  over 11 years ago

    Uh, Jim, if you are going to correct grammar and spelling, look to your own.

    “Your comment is baseless”, not “You’re comment is baseless.”

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    ehtaniguchi  over 11 years ago

    When you screw those two words up when you’re trying to write intelligently, it doesn’t work.

    You mean, “When you screw up those two words up WHILE you’re trying to write intelligently….” Actually, that’s a poorly written sentence in all respects. It’s vague and awkwardly put. Better: “When you confuse those two forms of spelling while trying to make an intelligent argument, you weaken your point.”

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    3pibgorn9  over 11 years ago

    Texas has Perry; Kansas has Brownback. Bird brains of a feather.

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    kapock  over 11 years ago

    Rick Perry is corrupt, hypocritical, and … um … um … I forgot the third one. Oops.

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    pam Miner  over 11 years ago

    Rick Perry was Not presidential material, and it sounds like he is not doing a good job for texas either. He looks that part, until he opens his mouth.

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    rwpikul  over 11 years ago

    My standard response to the anti-abortion types is a question followed by advice which is determined by the answer. The question is: “Do you want to minimize the number of abortions1 or punish the sluts for having sex?”

    If they want to minimize abortions, they should actively support groups like Planned Parenthood. Groups which prevent more abortions2 a day than the forced birth movement does in a year.

    If they want to punish the sluts, they should consume excrement and thereby expire.

    1 If nothing else, you aren’t going to get rid of posthumous abortions, which are done to remove an already dead fetus before it starts rotting.

    2 The best way to prevent an abortion is to prevent an unwanted or failing pregnancy in the first place.

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    jpozenel  over 11 years ago

    So…who was that masked man?

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