Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 26, 2013

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling In Walt Disney World, minutes away from beautiful Sanford, Florida... Disney's Florida Adventure Come explore the legendary state that manages to make mundane activities like voting or walking home from the store an EXCITING ADVENTURE! IT'S A SMALL-MINDED WORLD Float along as you watch adorable cherubs of different ethnicities gun each other down in a world of racism and fear! DUMBO ELEPHANTS Ride in nauseating circles as Florida Republicans pass idiotic laws, like ones that require welfare recipients to take drug tests, and prohibit employers from banning guns in the workplace, or doctors from even asking patients about guns. HAUNTED POLLING PLACE You'll gasp as you see the ghostly images of people whose names and identities were improperly purged from the voting rolls. FRONTIERLAND SHOOTIN' ARCADE You'll be transported back to the Wild West, or at least its legal philosophy. Yee-haw! Shoot 'em up an' Stand Yer Ground, podner! HALL OF RESIDENTS A breathtaking automatronic re-enactment of the historic polling incompetence that illegally gave George bush the presidency in 2000!