Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 21, 2014
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Nate The Wonder Pundit in "Not In MY Backyard" Nate: I think I'll go outside and participate in capitalism! Nate: What th...? SNOW! In February! NATE'S CLIMATOLOGY INSTITUTE Nate: This is an important data point for my climatology study! Nate: Hmm...I need more "snowy day" felt pieces for my weather calendar! MY YARD Nate: Okay, I'll shove this into my computer model...mostly! MMPH! Nate: Computer! Can you hear me? If GLOBAL WARMING is REAL, tell me in boops and beeps, like R2D2! Nothing? I KNEW it! Nate: Now to release my results in a peer-reviewed forum! twitter Nate @NatePundit Snowing again! And cold!!! #SoMuchForGlobalWarming *Sigh!* NASA Man: Sir, Nate's PUBLISHED! It's a NEGATIVE! Woman: Damn that magnificent genius! Man #2: Throw everything out! Global warming is a FALSE ALARM!
97% of scientists say climate change is real. The other 3% work for the oil industry.