Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 20, 2014

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2005 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Scientist #1: This bacteria seems to have MUTATED and become ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT! Scientist #2: Yes, it's a classic, yet tragic, example of EVOLUTION through NATURAL SELECTION! Scientist #1: People are very sick! We must learn more about this new strain! Hurry... CRASH Creationist: NOT SO FAST! Scientist #2: Who are YOU?! Creationist: I'm a member of the CREATIONIST PATROL! Creationist :And there's NO SUCH THING as evolution, you deluded Darwinist! Scientist #1: Then how did this bacteria survive antibiotics? HOLY BIBLE Creationist: Ever heard of GOD'S WILL?! Don't bother looking in the index... IT'S ON EVERY PAGE! Scientist #1: So...how do we FIGHT this deadly disease? Creationist: There's a BIBLICAL solution to every problem! Soon... Scientist #1: I'm building a tiny ARK, which I'll put all the bacteria on, and send it away! Scientist #2: And I'M building a bacteria-sized TOWEr on which they'll climb to Heaven! Creationist: NOW we're getting somewhere! Trust CREATION SCIENCE to keep America strong and safe...the old-fashioned way!