Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 25, 2014

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck in "STATE OF DENIAL" USA GVT. Driver: Federal funds for Hollingsworth Hound! Driver: Corporate tax breaks, payments, government contracts... Hound: Yes, yes... Driver: Okay, see you next month, Mr. Hound. Hound: Wait, what about THAT? Driver: That's federal MEDICAID MONEY for LUCKY DUCKY! Hound: EEP. Driver: He's too POOR for Obamacare, but not poor ENOUGH for Medicaid! Hound: ! Driver; The federal government said it will fill that gap! Hound: Not in MY state! Hound: Governor, REFUSE those federal medicaid funds for this state! Governor: Yessir! Hound: Grr...I only hope I'm in time! Lucky Ducky always finds a way to WIN! Driver: Here, this is for Lucky Ducky's health care! Lucky Ducky: COUGH COUGH Hound: STOP! Our state will not accept this money! Driver: But it doesn't cost your state anything, and he gets covered! Hound: He'd rather have his DIGNITY, sir! Doctor: Uh, guys... Doctor: You argued so long, Lucky Ducky went into cardiac arrest! Now we HAVE to admit him, to the emergency room! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha... Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! The End