Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 01, 2014
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Billy Dare Boy Adventurer with Quentin in SMUGGLERS' CAPE Ch. VCDXX: A Particularly Poorly Written Episode Billy: Crickets! Mr. Sneedy must not go to Jasper's ship! It's a trap! Billy: He's due to leave his apartment in HALF AN HOUR! We've got to WARN him! This phone is out of order... Billy: Crickets! Billy: Taxi! Man: Don't you know there's a cabdrivers' strike, sonny? SUBWAY CLOSED Billy: Crickets! Billy: Quentin! That motorbike! It's our ONLY CHANCE! Mr. Sneedly: Hello, Billy. Billy: Mr. Sneedly! Mr. Sneedly: I was just doing some shopping. Billy: Don't go to the docks! It's a TRAP! Mr. Sneedly: Right-o. Billy: Whew! Only...27 minutes to spare! Mr. Sneedly: I only live around the corner, you know. Billy: Oh, that's right. Billy: So...not much of a close shave at all... Mr. Sneedly: Truthfully, I had decided not to go to the docks anyway. Irritable bowel. NEXT ENTER: The Mysterious and Irrelevant REDD HERRING!
But wait! Has Sneedly’s celery been poisoned??!?!?
No … no, it hasn’t. It’s fine. Never mind.