Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 05, 2014

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2009 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling DAY OF THE ZOMBIE BANKS Man: Is Mr. Walton available? Woman #1: Arr... Woman #2: Um...thank you. Man: Hi, Mr. Walton. Have you reviewed our mortgage application? Mr. Walton: Arr. GERRY WALTON Woman: Are you saying you can't give us credit? Mr. Walton: ARR! Man: What th--? Man: Good lord! Get back! This is a ZOMBIE BANK!! Mr. Walton: ARR... BONUS! Woman: Zombie? Man: The bank's liabilities exceed its assets! It's the WALKING DEAD! THWAK Mr. Walton: ARR! Man: Don't you see? They can't be killed! Mr. Walton: ARR...bailout... Man: There's only one thing we can do! Woman: WHAT?! Man: BUY THEM! Woman: It's not so bad, but be sure to lock up your checkbook. Man #1: BONUS Man #2: BAILOUT. Man #3: BONUS And so, bank nationalization saved them! BUT...that night, horrible cries could be heard coming from a Detroit office building... The End ?