Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 31, 2014
Transcript:
enjoy this vintage 2009 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling bob figures it out #147: how to escape from terrrorists bide your time, waiting for the opportunity to strike. they can take all your weapons and devices, but not your wits and bodily functions. the sadistic, cahin-smoking guard emil brings you your dinner. racid beans in a plastic bag. the fool. he is already undone. the night is spent meticulously and carefully inflating the plastic bag. in the morning, emil returns with your daily cup of water, delivered with an insult. it will be his last. with lightning speed, throw your bag at his cigarette. the methane and hydrogen gases within explode, melting his face. foosh grab his pistol, and you are as good as escaped. emil: my face... and that's how bob figures it out. next on "bob figures it out": when the phillies should sacrifice bunt in the ninth inning of tied and one-run games.
Bob needs to work on the solution to global warming. I’m sure he can figure it out.