Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 01, 2014

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chagrin falls "corporate sky-deity bless america" mom: come on, everybody, hurry! we don't want to be late! gavin: where's my tie?? son: do we have to go? oop: of course we do! son: ugh! after that hobby lobby supreme court decision, the stupid bank you work for decided to make up its own religion! mom: yes, and as an employee, i'm required to go to its church, to help show that its beliefs are sincere. son: but every sunday?! mom: hello, chairman jones. jones: ah, on sundays, it's chief religion officer jones. dad: hey, could you speed things along today? kick-off's at one. oop:...and so the great corporate sky-deity said to our corporation, "you shall not abide by minimum wage laws, for they are sinful." mom: quit fidgeting! oop: and lo, it said unto us, "it shall be an abomination to comply with the regulations of 12 c.f.r. 1003 on hoe mortgage disclosures..." gavin: ...zzz.. mom: gavin! gavin: nice service, chief religions officer jones. you've got a great american corporation! jones: american? no, the great corporate sky-deity told us to reincorporate in bermude months ago! it's called squeezing through the tax loophole to heaven! penelope: hello, corporate sky-deity? it's me. penelope! the end