Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 11, 2014
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2009 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Adventures of God-Man The Omnipotent Superhero! Lifting planets without strain! Spanning galaxies in a moment! Controlling every atom in the universe! It's God-Man! Continuing - "The Nefarious 'X'" Thus far, Betty Brown was kidnapped by "X," but escaped by cutting her handcuffed hand off with a Bic pen cap, fleeing out of the mountain cabin prison into the frozen wilderness! Chapter 15 - NIGHTFALL Betty: If only God-Man would come rescue me! But, as he says, he only helps those who help themselves! Betty: Just swooping in and saving someone isn't his style. Getting dark...I'd better gather wood for a fire! Betty: Well, I'd say I certainly helped myself -- maybe God-Man will come save me now! Betty: Or maybe that phrase means that he'll be an unseen force in helping me TO help myself! Unh...hard to get a spark with only one hand! Betty: My arm doesn't hurt quite so much anymore...that must be God-Man helping me! Golly, it's getting cold! Join us next week for another thrilling installment chronicling God-Mans bold adventures of heroism! Betty: Ah, another bit of luck -- it stopped snowing! The final chapter of "The Nefarious 'X'" 'Fangs of Death'!
You don’t get it. If God-Man didn’t let the doggy (well, doggies, as it turned out) play with Betty Brown, then Betty wouldn’t have free will. Or something. Shut up. Besides, He’s busying helping jocks win football games!