Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 13, 2015

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Brian williams American Liar a fabricated account of the Iraq war. Iraq , 2003 Thank ou for coming here to report on the war firsthand mr.williams. A reporter just searches for the truth sergeant. Look out! Solder: We're not going to make it! Brian: Nonsense! give me the controls! this technology isn't so different from our election night newsroom! Soldier: Mr. williams, you saved us! Brian: Wait! Who's that coming? Brain: Vice President Cheney! Cheney: You bet your ass! Im here in Iraq, and look what I found! Saddam Husseins plans for 9/11 Cheney: I told the american people over and over he was behind it! Honey - Im gonna go meet guys from Alqueda and plan something really bad! BRB OBL = SH Signed Saddam Hussein Yes haw! Brian: President Bush! Bush: Yer darn tootin! An I captured the whole gang of saddam's nuclear holy warriors! Bush: AHA! Just as I told the world! Heres his stash of weapons o mass destruction! Brain: Gasp! ColiN: Guys! Found 'em! Tons of anthrax vials! Good job Colin! Brian: I can't believe Im going to be the only one to get in trouble for all this.