Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 13, 2015
Transcript:
Brian williams American Liar a fabricated account of the Iraq war. Iraq , 2003 Thank ou for coming here to report on the war firsthand mr.williams. A reporter just searches for the truth sergeant. Look out! Solder: We're not going to make it! Brian: Nonsense! give me the controls! this technology isn't so different from our election night newsroom! Soldier: Mr. williams, you saved us! Brian: Wait! Who's that coming? Brain: Vice President Cheney! Cheney: You bet your ass! Im here in Iraq, and look what I found! Saddam Husseins plans for 9/11 Cheney: I told the american people over and over he was behind it! Honey - Im gonna go meet guys from Alqueda and plan something really bad! BRB OBL = SH Signed Saddam Hussein Yes haw! Brian: President Bush! Bush: Yer darn tootin! An I captured the whole gang of saddam's nuclear holy warriors! Bush: AHA! Just as I told the world! Heres his stash of weapons o mass destruction! Brain: Gasp! ColiN: Guys! Found 'em! Tons of anthrax vials! Good job Colin! Brian: I can't believe Im going to be the only one to get in trouble for all this.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
War criminals gotta war.
disinterest over 9 years ago
Well, Brian, define “trouble”… if you mean that you will be the only one who gets blindly defended by one side of a us-versus-them, the-world-is-black-or-white, good-versus-evil, you-aren’t-a-patriot-unless-you-give-full-support-and-give-no-credence-to-any-of-the-facts tribal mentality…. phew! Then yes, Brian, you will be the only one who gets in trouble for this. Oh yes, and Geraldo Rivera. And your story didn’t get thousands of civilians and American reservists killed!
ART Thompson Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s “Nucular Holy Warriors.”
carlosrivers over 9 years ago
when will fox news be held accountable for all the families they’ve divided?
Lethea over 9 years ago
Well, they will believe everything in the comic EXCEPT the part about Brian Williams landing the helicopter.
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
I thought we were going to see Barak professing his concern for the all the people he was deporting.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Can’t wait for “The Expendables 4” starring (only) Brian Williams.
mggreen over 9 years ago
“Pappy” Bush was a real warrior, and is a real hero! Please don’t bring him into this muck!
pam Miner over 9 years ago
Good one! We should never expect the truth from politcians.I feel kinda sorry for Brian, he Did get singled out.
ickymungmung over 9 years ago
Our nation’s long nightmare without a fall guy has ended!!
jpozenel over 9 years ago
I always prefered Lester Holt so this should work out great (for me an Lester.)
Monster Hesh over 9 years ago
George Bush actually serving his country in time of war?
Hilarious stuff, taking me back to the days when some bootlick clown—Chuck Asay, perhaps—regularly drew Junior as a soldier in Iraq, defending grateful Iraqi citizens who in turn warned him of ambushes by the US media (yeah, I know, it makes no sense to me either).