Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 15, 2015
Transcript:
Tom the dancing Bugs SUPER-Fun-Pak comix UNREALIABLE NARRATOR I was thinking I could really use a pizza from Guardino's Then my phone rang Hey, you were suppose to pick me up at the airport! Oh, I forgot! DINKLE, THE UNLOVABLE LOSER On the Internet , nobody knows you're a horrible person. Yes we do. TEEN ROBOT PIRATE GHOST ARR, will you (beep) go to prom with me? (boo!) No! Arr, because (beep) Im a ghost? (boo) No because your family is poor arr(beep) (Boo!) MAGRITTE COMICS this is not a pipe. This is not Phil Collins Huh? This is not Phil Collins Yes, it is! Okay, you got me. This is Huey Louis AUNT MAN Bitten by a radio active aunt, James Jansen gained the proportionate powers of an aunt! So, hows the eight grade? Fine. Your mom tells me you don't have a girlfriend, why not? MOM! FUNNYBONE TICKLERS "Am I standing here correctly? Should I have a more worried expression to indicate that I Care? YUKKITY YUKS "He's talking to me but I can only seem to be concerned about saying something appropriate when he's done" HILARI_T "Am I doing this right?" HUMOROUS HA_HAS Should I be feeling something?
I still prefer Mark Newgarden’s parodies of those generic 50s-era gag strips. (And he did it first):
https://cowboybecomesabutterfly.wordpress.com/2011/06/14/wherein-i-presume-to-be-an-authority-on-mark-newgarden/
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