Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 21, 2015

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NRA spokes mascot Eddie Eagle's Guide to Teen safety Are these situations...safe or unsafe? Eddie At Home SAFE! There a securely stored semiautomatic recover with no trigger lock in the bureau drawer, so a deranged intruder would meet with powerful and timely resistance. At a friend's home Safe! A closet filled with semiautomatic firearms protects these teens not only from deranged intruders but also from each other, should one of them became deranged. AT School Safe! All teachers, administrators and janitorial staff are packing heat in case deranged individuals get easy access to heavy firepower and seize the school. On the street Safe! Concealed weapons on all people passing by and at windows protect the youth from the risk of a deranged attacker. Remember theres lots of deranged people out there... ...so kids are at risk when there aren't enough guns around! NRA: guns don't kill people , trench coats do"