Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 07, 2015

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The minnesota dentist who killed a Zimbabwe lion know among locals as "Cecil" has suffered an online storm of global proportions. We now know that naming animals is the key to protecting them - its the fact that Cecil had a name that was the psychological spur for the outrage. The wildlife Naming fund Thats why we at the Wildlife Naming Fund are working hard to name every single animal in the world. Only named animals are safe. We've named Morris Chester Lucy Pumpkin honker Scooter Gizmo Snuggles and 35.295.179 more and counting! But theres more! we believe the greatest threat to animals is not hunters but habitats destruction. Thats why we're giving every ecosystem the most adorable name we can think of. what developer would risk the fury incurred by destroying.... Snuggums the Rain Forest Bosco Savanna Woodland And Coming we plan to give cute names to African American motorists to protect them from police brutality. Chuckles don't name me Chuckle! I already have a name! Its Malik T. Carson! You seem belligerent. would you mind stepping out o the car, Mr.Carson? Um....Call me Chuckles.