Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 07, 2015
August 06, 2015
August 13, 2015
Transcript:
The minnesota dentist who killed a Zimbabwe lion know among locals as "Cecil" has suffered an online storm of global proportions. We now know that naming animals is the key to protecting them - its the fact that Cecil had a name that was the psychological spur for the outrage. The wildlife Naming fund Thats why we at the Wildlife Naming Fund are working hard to name every single animal in the world. Only named animals are safe. We've named Morris Chester Lucy Pumpkin honker Scooter Gizmo Snuggles and 35.295.179 more and counting! But theres more! we believe the greatest threat to animals is not hunters but habitats destruction. Thats why we're giving every ecosystem the most adorable name we can think of. what developer would risk the fury incurred by destroying.... Snuggums the Rain Forest Bosco Savanna Woodland And Coming we plan to give cute names to African American motorists to protect them from police brutality. Chuckles don't name me Chuckle! I already have a name! Its Malik T. Carson! You seem belligerent. would you mind stepping out o the car, Mr.Carson? Um....Call me Chuckles.
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SKJAM! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sadly close to truth.
disinterest over 9 years ago
If you have to pay $50,000 for a “guide” to show you the way to your target, are you really the “hunter” that you aspire to be? Or simply a carcass collector?
Olddog1 over 9 years ago
So we can blame it on health care and the reduction in infant mortality, which increases the population, requiring more land to be used for living space and farmland. Okaaaay.
Linguist over 9 years ago
The Great White Hunter – At Home and Abroad !
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Um, having a name didn’t seem to protect Cecil…
greenearthman over 9 years ago
Bungalow Bill
TheWildSow over 9 years ago
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/08/zebra-lives-matter.php
jpozenel over 9 years ago
Is the star registry involved with this?
kapock over 9 years ago
I’m for naming the world’s oceans Adolf so we don’t feel so bad about what we’re doing to them.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
I appreciate the humor, especially as a means to protect young men. Unless the cop is a former dentist. What then? Will the kid get drilled? I know, it’s all convoluted.But my point here is that this lion was being studied. He wasn’t named on a whim. Also, he lived in a national park and had to be lured out. Add to that the fact this recreational big-game murderer first shot the lion with a arrow, then after almost 2 days of wandering around wounded, the suffering ended when this tough guy killed him with his trusty rifle. I would think that as a member of a society dedicated to healing, this jerk would be against causing suffering. Oh, wait, he can pop for 50 grand to kill a lion. He’s obviously only in the medical field for the money. Nevermind.