Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 18, 2015
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Chagrin Falls "A Long Time Ago, Generations Far, Far Away" 1915 Boy: Papa, I'm going to the nickelodeon. Father: Hrmph. 1946 Boy: Father, I'm going to see the Western at the Bijou. Father: That's fine. 1977 Gavin: Dad, I'm going to see Star Wars. Father: Okay, Gavin. 2015 Cap: Dad, I'm going to see the new Star Wars movie. Father: That's great, Cap, but... Father: ...NOT WITHOUT ME, YOUNG PADAWAN!! Cap: Let's get out of here before he... Father: THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE! Cap: Quick, get your coat! Maybe YOUR dad can give us a ride. Father: Wait up, I just want to bring some things! Father: Good to see you so enthusiastic, guys! You're moving faster than the Astromech droid, BB-8! Father: <breath,breath> Cap, I am your father. Cap: I know. THE END
That’s very cunning, Linguist………..